The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

Quote by Christopher Morley

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No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.