The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

Quote by Christopher Morley

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Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Only the sinner has a right to preach

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.