I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style.

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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.