Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

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But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...