Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

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I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

My act is based on my life.

My act is based on my life.