Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

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JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you...

In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you...

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...

Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...