I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.
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Jersey Shore Quotes
When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...
The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!
JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW
Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.
Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!
I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.
The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki
Snooki is a walking disaster, everywhere she goes she falls, everything she touches she drops,...
They like when I speak Italian. Its my Italian-English accent. -Pauly D
Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....
Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...
Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on...
A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...
No granata per favore. -Vinny
Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.
We're promoting a Grenade Free America!
JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.
Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...