I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.
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Jersey Shore Quotes
Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena
Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...
When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...
Cabs are here!
GTL...Gym, tan, laundry
A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...
Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....
I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...
We're promoting a Grenade Free America!
Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on...
The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...
Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...
I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...
Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.
Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!
I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki
Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.
Being drunk doesn't change who you are, it reveals it.
I'm pretty sure being overly tired gives off somewhat of the same impression of being...