I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.
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Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...
The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...
Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...
The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.
Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...
Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...
If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation
No granata per favore. -Vinny
It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.
Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.
Cabs are here!
I had a Shnooky night.
Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...
I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie
OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!
You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...
A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...
I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D
Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!