Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

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Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D

Burgers for the boys!

Burgers for the boys!

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Ive got to convert my money Is that where I get pesos? -Snooki

Oh, yah!!!

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you...

In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you...

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

Cabs are here!