When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

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JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!

Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...