You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

Quote by John Mendoza

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup?

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabetsoup?

I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor...

I've honestly not been too aware of my age until I went to the doctor...

When we are young, we are slavishly employed in procuring something whereby we may live...

When we are young, we are slavishly employed in procuring something whereby we may live...

Hearken unto me, O house of Jacob, and all the remnant of the house of...

Hearken unto me, O house of Jacob, and all the remnant of the house of...

Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The...

Childhood is not from birth to a certain age and at a certain age The...

If civilization has risen from the Stone Age, it can rise again from the Wastepaper...

If civilization has risen from the Stone Age, it can rise again from the Wastepaper...

No lying knight or lying priest ever prospered in any age, but especially not in...

No lying knight or lying priest ever prospered in any age, but especially not in...

I'm not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age, but I'm trying.

I'm not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age, but I'm trying.

I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What...

I remember being handed a score composed by Mozart at the age of eleven. What...

In the age in which we live, the impossible is every day losing ground.

In the age in which we live, the impossible is every day losing ground.

Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed...

Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed...

Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old...

Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old...

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.

Age, I do abhor thee, youth, I do adore thee.

Age, I do abhor thee, youth, I do adore thee.

I will never give in to old age until I become old.

I will never give in to old age until I become old.

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.

Youth is the time of getting, middle age of improving, and old age of spending.

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old...

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on.

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met...

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met...