Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Christian: One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited...
Work: a dangerous disorder affecting high public functionaries who want to go fishing
Ambidextrous, adj.: Able to pick with equal skill a right-hand pocket or a left.
WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of governing himself for the advantage...
A revolution, in politics, is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. The substitution...
HYPOCRITE, n. One who, profession virtues that he does not respect secures the advantage of...
Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving...
To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense.
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Revolution, n. In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
SCRIPTURES, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and...
The small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name of...
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
Cabbage: a familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
What is a democrat? One who believes that the republicans have ruined the country. What...
Revolution is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment.
Convent - a place of retirement for women who wish for leisure to meditate upon...
For when men labor they keep out of mischief. You remember the old proverb--An idle...
Idleness is fatal only to the mediocre.