The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid.

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A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I can say whatever I want. So do not bring the kids. It's definitely rated...

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

Have I gone too far?

Have I gone too far?

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

Gwyneth Paltrow names her kid Apple. I'm not going to let that stand.

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.

So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it.