My act is based on my life.

Quote by Kathy Griffin

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I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I do road gigs occasionally but I don't want to go out on the road...

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm basically always on tour.

I'm basically always on tour.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

A lot of celebrities, especially when you're talking about the really big ones, live in...

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

So I wonder if anything should ever be off limits.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know...

That's life when you're on the D-list.

That's life when you're on the D-list.

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very...

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

Food is my thing, I do not smoke or drink, so food is my vice.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...