I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

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Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I think a Celebrity Survivor would be great.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

I'm on every worst-dressed list imaginable.

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

The thing that bums me out about The Real World is I don't want to...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

No, I love Montreal... I think I love Montreal more than Montreal loves me... I...

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

I love to make fun of fashion because it is just so silly.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life.

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I have friends who are going through chemotherapy, and they make the darkest, most hideous...

I am in love with Larry David.

I am in love with Larry David.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

That's what I loved about Temptation Island. I don't even know why they did it.

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

I'm always listening and watching; my ear is like a boom mike. And judging, frankly....

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

If you see me on Friday, you'll see different material on Saturday night.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

I'm not always in that good with middle-aged heterosexual men.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming.

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

It was a nightmare having cameras in the house 10 hours a day for a...

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

But if something funny happens, I can't resist. I have to tell the people.

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

The thing that cracks me up is how these reality characters start out thrilled and...

If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.

If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours.

In the misfortunes of our best friends we always find something not altogether displeasing to...

In the misfortunes of our best friends we always find something not altogether displeasing to...