If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to stammer that they loved them.

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Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...

God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Only the sinner has a right to preach

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

Only the sinner has the right to preach.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper...

All students can learn.

All students can learn.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.