God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.

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New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...