God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five Days.

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From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

We call a child's mind small simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.