My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

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The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

New York, the nation's thyroid gland.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

All students can learn.

All students can learn.

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, everyday, something no one else...

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of...