Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
Quote by Christopher Morley
Christopher Morley Quotes
People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that...
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
We've had bad luck with children; they've all grown up
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.
There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.
God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Five...
The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.
Fifty percent of the world are women, yet they always seem a novelty.
Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...
Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one...
The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock
We call a child's mind 'small' simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours...
From now until the end of time no one else will ever see life with...
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...
Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...
New York, the nation's thyroid gland.
Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too...
Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the letting of...