Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn't so.

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what...

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

He who does not believe that God is above all is either a fool or...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your...

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

Truth is the strong compost in which beauty may sometimes germinate

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit...

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it

All students can learn.

All students can learn.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

Act like you expect to get into the end zone.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and yearning.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.