When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Quote by Elayne Boosler

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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's...

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus...

The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus...