If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

Quote by Edgar W Howe

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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

Always, however brutal an age may actually have been, its style transmits its music only.

Always, however brutal an age may actually have been, its style transmits its music only.

Those who can do, those who can't teach.

Those who can do, those who can't teach.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.

I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like...

I hate it when the cashier's ask, 'Is that everything?' Uhh, no. I'd also like...

If you rest, you rust.

If you rest, you rust.

So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser...

So he said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser...

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he...

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he...

The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep...

The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep...

Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what...

Janet Jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction' cost CBS Five hundred and Fifty grand this week. Boy, what...

The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.

The veracity which increases with old age is not far from folly.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions

You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work...

Britain has invented a new missile. It's called the civil servant - it doesn't work...

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given...

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...

I took the speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It's...