A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad.

Quote by Christopher Case

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I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document: it is a...

The Constitution of the United States is not a mere lawyers' document: it is a...

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of...

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they...

Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they...

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to...

There is absolutely nothing to be said in favour of growing old. There ought to...

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day of the year.

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal,...

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal,...

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can...

The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can...

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...but suicides a crime.

I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...but suicides a crime.

Old wine and friends improve with age.

Old wine and friends improve with age.

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.

Youth is full of sport, age's breath is short; youth is nimble, age is lame;...

Youth is full of sport, age's breath is short; youth is nimble, age is lame;...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

You [the people] are a many-headed beast.

You [the people] are a many-headed beast.

When people bother you in any way, it is because their souls are trying to...

When people bother you in any way, it is because their souls are trying to...