A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad.

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I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy...

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy...

He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age,...

He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age,...

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the...

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the...

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal,...

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal,...

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he...

Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he...

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters...

Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and...

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.

Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an...

Happy Hump Day and Happy Leap Day everyone! Put them together, and you get an...

Catholics are necessarily at war with this age. That we are not more conscious of...

Catholics are necessarily at war with this age. That we are not more conscious of...

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

Playing a fun drinking game called: Girl alone with her cat.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...

We live in an age that is driven by information. Technological breakthroughs... are changing the...

We live in an age that is driven by information. Technological breakthroughs... are changing the...

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in;...

Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in;...

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of...

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of...

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.

Serious-minded people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious.

Serious-minded people have few ideas. People with ideas are never serious.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a...

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a...