If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.

Quote by Victor Borge

Topics: Laughter Quotes

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible... and I wish to...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible...and I wish to thank...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be...

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.

When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for...

When an illness knocks you on your ass, you should stay down and relax for...

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety, other women cloy.

Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety, other women cloy.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.

No one can lie, no one can hide anything, when he looks directly into someone's...

No one can lie, no one can hide anything, when he looks directly into someone's...