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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

It's hard to win when you always lose.

It's hard to win when you always lose.

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies....

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies....

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.