Quotes about Tom Waits

The piano has been drinking, not me.

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The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

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It's hard to win when you always lose.

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I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

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I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.

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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

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George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies....

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Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

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Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

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