The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

Quote by Tom Waits

Topics: Better Off Dead Quotes

It's hard to win when you always lose.

It's hard to win when you always lose.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...

I admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint-- I'm...

I admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint-- I'm...

The piano has been drinking, not me.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies....

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies....

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

Sometimes you're better off dead. There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your...

Sometimes you're better off dead. There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your...

I'm just a bastard child, don't let it go to your head. I'm just a...

I'm just a bastard child, don't let it go to your head. I'm just a...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I...

If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I...

Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.

Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you think you're alive then...

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you think you're alive then...