The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

Quote by Tom Waits

Topics: Better Off Dead Quotes

It's hard to win when you always lose.

It's hard to win when you always lose.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies....

George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies....

The piano has been drinking, not me.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.

I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

I admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint-- I'm...

I admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint-- I'm...

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...

Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.

Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.