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It's hard to win when you always lose.
#Tom Waits
The big print giveth and the small print taketh away.
#Tom Waits
The piano has been drinking, not me.
#Tom Waits
Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...
#Dreams
I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.
#Tom Waits
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
#Beer
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#Funny
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.
#Better Off Dead
I admit that I ain't no angel, I admit that I ain't no saint-- I'm...
#Saints
Their memory's like a train: you can see it getting smaller as it pulls away...
#Dreams
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#History
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#Memory
Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends.
#Tom Waits
Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk.
#Tom Waits
George Bush is a fan of mine, he came to see me in the Seventies....
#Tom Waits
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
#Tom Waits
I'm just trying to make a buck like everyone else.
#Tom Waits