Quotes about Better Off Dead

The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away.

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If you think you're alive then...

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Sometimes you're better off dead. There's gun in your hand and it's pointing at your...

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Better off dead than chillin' with the feds.

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Youd be better off dead. I rather you were.

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Better off dead, yeah better off dead, why don't you try pushing daisies instead.

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I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid looking in a mirror, because I...

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If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then...

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Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you.

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If you cannot answer a man's argument, all it not lost; you can still call...

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I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out,...

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