I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

Quote by Bette Davis

Topics: Funny Quotes

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone-but not the complete structure....

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone-but not the complete structure....

In this business, until you're known as a monster you're not a star.

In this business, until you're known as a monster you're not a star.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it...

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it...

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the...

The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the...

Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me.

Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me.

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence.

Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence.

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever...

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever...

We movie stars all end up by ourselves. Who knows? Maybe we want to.

We movie stars all end up by ourselves. Who knows? Maybe we want to.

To look back is to relax one's vigil.

To look back is to relax one's vigil.

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down...

The best time I ever had with Joan Crawford was when I pushed her down...

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense...

A sure way to lose happiness, I found, is to want it at the expense...

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

If you've never been hated by your child, you've never been a parent.

It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.

It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.

I work to stay alive.

I work to stay alive.

Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of...

Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of...

I was the Marlon Brando of my generation.

I was the Marlon Brando of my generation.