I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

Quote by Bette Davis

Topics: Funny Quotes

Old age is no place for sissies.

Old age is no place for sissies.

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

To fulfill a dream to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given...

To fulfill a dream to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given...

Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me.

Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me.

I've been lucky. I'll be lucky again.

I've been lucky. I'll be lucky again.

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone-but not the complete structure....

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone-but not the complete structure....

Who gossips so much around here?

Who gossips so much around here?

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign...

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign...

Hollywood always wanted me to be pretty, but I fought for realism.

Hollywood always wanted me to be pretty, but I fought for realism.

When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion...

When a man gives his opinion he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion...

My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered...

My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered...

The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the...

The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the...

Everybody has a heart. Except some people.

Everybody has a heart. Except some people.

To look back is to relax one's vigil.

To look back is to relax one's vigil.

I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.

I went back to work because someone had to pay for the groceries.

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever...

I have often seen an actor laugh off the stage, but I don't remember ever...

People often become actresses because of something they dislike about themselves: They pretend they are...

People often become actresses because of something they dislike about themselves: They pretend they are...

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.

Without wonder and insight, acting is just a trade. With it, it becomes creation.

Without wonder and insight, acting is just a trade. With it, it becomes creation.

It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.

It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.