“I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.Quote by Bette DavisTopics: Quotes about FunnyShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.#Funny, #Marriage
George washington said We would have a black president when pigs fly!... well, swine flu.#Funny, #Positive
