Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Quote by Bette Davis

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I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your...

I didn't forget your breakfast. I didn't bring your breakfast. Because you didn't eat your...

In this rat-race everybody's guilty till proved innocent!

In this rat-race everybody's guilty till proved innocent!

Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me.

Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me.

It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.

It is my last wish to be burried sitting up.

Your luck is how you treat people

Your luck is how you treat people

The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the...

The only reason anyone goes to Broadway is because they can't get work in the...

I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that award where...

I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that award where...

Life is a jest; and all things show it. I thought so once; but now...

Life is a jest; and all things show it. I thought so once; but now...

I've been lucky. I'll be lucky again.

I've been lucky. I'll be lucky again.

Who gossips so much around here?

Who gossips so much around here?

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much...

Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much...

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.

There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of...

There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of...

I don't think of myself as a character actress - that's become a phrase which...

I don't think of myself as a character actress - that's become a phrase which...

Without wonder and insight, acting is just a trade. With it, it becomes creation.

Without wonder and insight, acting is just a trade. With it, it becomes creation.

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.

Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of...

Basically, I believe the world is a jungle, and if it's not a bit of...

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.

Adam was the luckiest man in the world. He had no mother-in-law.