Life is a jest; and all things show it. I thought so once; but now I know it.

Quote by Bette Davis

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I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that award where...

I wouldn't worry too much about your heart. You can always put that award where...

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

Good actors I've worked with all started out making faces in a mirror, and you...

Good actors I've worked with all started out making faces in a mirror, and you...

Oh, don't let's ask for the moon. We've already got the stars.

Oh, don't let's ask for the moon. We've already got the stars.

Everybody has a heart. Except some people.

Everybody has a heart. Except some people.

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign...

I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign...

In this rat-race everybody's guilty till proved innocent!

In this rat-race everybody's guilty till proved innocent!

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it...

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it...

I don't think of myself as a character actress - that's become a phrase which...

I don't think of myself as a character actress - that's become a phrase which...

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.

Locations are all tough, all miserable. I never left the sound stage for 18 years...

Locations are all tough, all miserable. I never left the sound stage for 18 years...

I survived because I was tougher than anybody else.

I survived because I was tougher than anybody else.

I've been lucky. I'll be lucky again.

I've been lucky. I'll be lucky again.

Old age is no place for sissies.

Old age is no place for sissies.

Technicolor makes me look like death warmed over.

Technicolor makes me look like death warmed over.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Sex is God's joke on human beings.

Your luck is how you treat people

Your luck is how you treat people

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone-but not the complete structure....

Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone-but not the complete structure....

There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of...

There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days of...