When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.

Quote by Nick Arnette

Topics: Funny Quotes, Money Quotes

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a...

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.

Always strive to excel, but only on weekends.

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy and then my face hits...

When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the...

When I'm bored I send a text to a random number saying 'I hid the...

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and...

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and...

Anything you cannot relinquish when it has outlived its usefulness possesses you, and in this...

Anything you cannot relinquish when it has outlived its usefulness possesses you, and in this...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

So one day as a kid I was at the local Zoo. I was bored...

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet in it.

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

They say that marijuana is an entrance to other drugs...I say it's more like an...

I do not know who first invented the myth of sexual equality. But it is...

I do not know who first invented the myth of sexual equality. But it is...

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old...

Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old...

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?

During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand...

During a test when the teacher passes by, you cover your answers with your hand...

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

I'm so old they've canceled my blood type.

When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey!...

When I make a mistake, I'm an idiot. When my boss makes a mistake, hey!...

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune.

The theater needs continual reminders that there is nothing more debasing than the work of...

The theater needs continual reminders that there is nothing more debasing than the work of...

Gold is the corpse of value...

Gold is the corpse of value...