We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

Quote by Bobby Clarke

Topics: Humor Quotes

I've discovered that the less I say, the more rumors I start.

I've discovered that the less I say, the more rumors I start.

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied...

If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied...

But because it was able to balance that kind of humor with a sweet story...

But because it was able to balance that kind of humor with a sweet story...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

It was hard for me to do the show (All American Girl) because a lot...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a...

Love is like a brick. You can build a house, or you can sink a...

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have...

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have...

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in...

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays...

And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press...

And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press...

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?'

I'll let you in on a secret: I can't stand Jay Ward. I hate being...

I'll let you in on a secret: I can't stand Jay Ward. I hate being...

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue

Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for...

Good humor is a tonic for mind and body. It is the best antidote for...

I think it's because it's so different and it takes risks. Plus, it's really smart...

I think it's because it's so different and it takes risks. Plus, it's really smart...

One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of...

One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of...

Cynicism is humor in ill health.

Cynicism is humor in ill health.