We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.

Quote by Bobby Clarke

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I've discovered that the less I say, the more rumors I start.

I've discovered that the less I say, the more rumors I start.

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Nobody sees people as people. It's all how they relate to my little group.

Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather...

Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really...

I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often...

I don't think I could ever do a network sitcom because the humor is often...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has...

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to...

Sometimes the only way to make palatable that which is appalling and apprehensive is to...

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems.

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...

It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take...

Learning humor is like learning math - practice makes perfect

Learning humor is like learning math - practice makes perfect

Gags die, humor doesn't

Gags die, humor doesn't

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor...

The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor...

Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was...

Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was...

I'm not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I'll try to...

I'm not a traditional politician, and I have a sense of humor. I'll try to...

Anger and humor are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. Anger...

Anger and humor are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. Anger...

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in...

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.