Laughing at your own joke so hard that you can barely tell it.

Topics: Jokes Quotes, Laughter Quotes

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my...

When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation, he offered to touch-up my...

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would...

We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would...

For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.

For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies.

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like...

In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like...

If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the...

If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me...

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I...

So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?' She said: 'I...

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have...

They mustn't know my despair, I can't let them see the wounds which they have...

French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the...

French wine growers fear that this year's vintage may be entirely spoiled due to the...

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove...

Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive

Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...

People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.

People joked that Forster became more renowned with every book he did not write.

I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.

I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh.

If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

If we couldn't laugh we would all go insane.

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter.

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter.