Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?

Quote by Frank Carson

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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller',...

So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller',...

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack...

I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack...