Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows...

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Virtue has its own reward, but no sale at the box office.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got...

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.