Quotes by Mae West

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

#Men And Women

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

#Men And Women

A woman in love can't be reasonable--or she probably wouldn't be in love.

#Men And Women

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

#Men And Women

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

#Funny

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

#Funny

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

#Funny

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

#Men And Women

Men are easy to get but hard to keep

#Men And Women

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

#Being A Man, #Men And Women

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

#Men And Women

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

#Funny, #Women