Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.

Quote by Gore Vidal

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one...

It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one...

There is something about a bureaucrat that does not like a poem.

There is something about a bureaucrat that does not like a poem.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

That loyal retainer of the Chase Manhattan Bank, the American president.

Trust a nitwit society like this one to think that there are only two categories...

Trust a nitwit society like this one to think that there are only two categories...

There is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only...

There is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only...

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

Write something, even if it's just a suicide note.

All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting to encounter yourself.

All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting to encounter yourself.

Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the...

Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the...

Now you have people in Washington who have no interest in the country at all....

Now you have people in Washington who have no interest in the country at all....

The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the...

The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the...

It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemmingway and not seen the joke?

What other culture could have produced someone like Hemmingway and not seen the joke?

It is marvelous indeed to watch on television the rings of Saturn close; and to...

It is marvelous indeed to watch on television the rings of Saturn close; and to...

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is...

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is...

Religions sprang up among men to deal with the sometimes terrifying aspects of existence, to...

Religions sprang up among men to deal with the sometimes terrifying aspects of existence, to...

We're not a democracy.

We're not a democracy.

Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's...

Fifty percent of people won't vote, and fifty percent don't read newspapers. I hope it's...

Whenever a friend suceeds, a little something in me dies.

Whenever a friend suceeds, a little something in me dies.

I just killed my best friend...and my worst enemy." "What's the difference?

I just killed my best friend...and my worst enemy.

Sometimes we expect more from others, because wed be willing to do much more for...

Sometimes we expect more from others, because wed be willing to do much more for...