Litigation takes the place of sex at middle age.
Quote by Gore Vidal
By the time a man gets to be presidential material, he's been bought ten times...
A good deed never goes unpunished.
It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one...
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Never have children, only grandchildren.
That is sad until one recalls how many bad books the world may yet be...
By 1948, the Italians had begun to pull themselves together, demonstrating once more their astonishing...
The greatest pleasure when I started making money was not buying cars or yachts but...
Every time a friend succeeds, I die a little.
The theater needs continual reminders that there is nothing more debasing than the work of...
Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an I.Q. of 60.
What other culture could have produced someone like Hemingway and not seen the joke?
Until the rise of American advertising, it never occurred to anyone anywhere in the world...
Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is...
There is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only...
It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail.
Teaching has ruined more American novelists than drink.
All children alarm their parents, if only because you are forever expecting to encounter yourself.
What is the use of physicians like myself trying to help parents to bring up...
To understand your parents' love you must raise children yourself.