I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

Personally, I like two types of men - domestic and foreign.

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

Success is a two-bladed golden sword; it knights one and stabs one at the same...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

A woman who pretends to laugh at love is like a child who sings at...

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

The score never interested me, only the game.

The score never interested me, only the game.

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Changing husbands is only changing troubles.

Changing husbands is only changing troubles.

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a...