Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Diva Quotes

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

I'm single because I was born that way.

I'm single because I was born that way.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets...

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I...

It's not what I do, but the way I do it. It's not what I...

To err is human - but it feels divine

To err is human - but it feels divine

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

You're never too old to become younger

You're never too old to become younger

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never...

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is...