Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Diva Quotes

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Curve: The loveliest distance between two points

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.

The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man...

The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man...

A friend you have to buy won't be worth what you pay for him.

A friend you have to buy won't be worth what you pay for him.