Ive been in more laps than a napkin.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Diva Quotes

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man...

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

A man's kiss is his signature.

A man's kiss is his signature.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your...

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that counts--it's the life in my men.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform...

In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform...

Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with....

Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with....