Ive been in more laps than a napkin.
Quote by Mae West
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his...
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...
Personality is the most important thing to an actress's success.
Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films...
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct--it's an art.
The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man...
A friend you have to buy won't be worth what you pay for him.