Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like hes worked out in his lifeYet he knows what hes talking about. Wax on, wax off. Italian style. -Vinny

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I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...

Snooki walks in the door with this Gremlin look-a-like & she says she's the new...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I had a Shnooky night.

I had a Shnooky night.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

GTL...Gym, tan, laundry

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.