No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D

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I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I had a Shnooky night.

I had a Shnooky night.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

You spilled the haterade

You spilled the haterade

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then...

Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then...