No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D
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Jersey Shore Quotes
Youve never heard of a shower caddy, dawg?!
Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...
Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...
It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.
The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...
Burgers for the boys!
We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...
Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.
OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!
Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D
Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...
I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see
Guidos are here! -Pauly D
You spilled the haterade
Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D
The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
No granata per favore. -Vinny
Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D
I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...
I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki