Guidos are here! -Pauly D

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Cabs are here!

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

When Ron gets drunk, hes single.

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

If she lost some pounds, Id hit it. -The Situation

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

Burgers for the boys!

Burgers for the boys!

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you...

In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you...

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

We're promoting a Grenade Free America!

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I dont need the vibrator, well see

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Oh, yah!!!