You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a Cup? I am putting you up for Rookie of the Year Award!

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Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...

Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

The hamburger meat looks like Vinny's chest hair!

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

Cabs are here!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

No granata per favore. -Vinny

No granata per favore. -Vinny

You spilled the haterade

You spilled the haterade

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww

In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you...

In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you...

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

These pigeons are ruthless in Italy. They will attack you and bite your ears off....

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...

Someone threw a drink and then all of a sudden it was like WWIII or...