This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call it The Situation.

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In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you...

In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you...

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

We should get fake boobs together. Im scared of needles. I just want them to...

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

I'm so excited to get back into my house, pop some bottles and hook up...

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

You are the Blast From The Past.. wait, what is it? The Blast in a...

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

I think the Statue of David is pretty sexy. Id do him. -Deena

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

When I get to Italy is like an international panty raid. Im going crazy. -Pauly...

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

Burgers for the boys!

Burgers for the boys!

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...

Mike, Vinny, Pauly, MVP... and we are the most valuable players in MIA, supporting the...