Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

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I had a Shnooky night.

I had a Shnooky night.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

Being drunk is a beautiful thing sometimes.

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!

Burgers for the boys!

Burgers for the boys!

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Whats her name? Diana? Deena? She looks exactly like Snooki, like 4 feet tall, short...

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

The roommate situation, its just like, I figured if me and Sam are together, were...

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

I have no idea where Italy is on the map, but I do know what...

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.

Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.