Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!
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Jersey Shore Quotes
Fresh start in Italy. No more being a b*tchNo more of me and Sammi drama....
I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie
What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...
This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's.. we call...
In Italy, Im expecting Ill bring a guy home, but I wont do sex, you...
Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...
I had a Shnooky night.
No granata per favore. -Vinny
Italy is like that big country, or no, Europe is that big country and then...
Ronnie: I told you I don't put pussy on a pedestal I put it on...
Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.
I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D
I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...
Yo, Pauly D has a little situation on his hands.. she's definitely a stage 5...
Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....
Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.
JWOOW and her boobies are going to Italy. -JWOWW
Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww
No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D
The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.