Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!
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Jersey Shore Quotes
I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie
I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone...
I just met this girl and she already stalks my whole life.
Guidos are here! -Pauly D
You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...
I dont know where Snooki got these workouts from. It looks like shes having sex...
Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D
Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.
We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!
Maybe we can be smoosh buddies. You know, friends but with benefits. -Deena
Im a good time. Im a blast in a bra. -Pauly D
I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D
Come on, Lesbehonest... - Pauly D
The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation...
The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.
Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny
I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...
You spilled the haterade
Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....
Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...