Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!
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Jersey Shore Quotes
It's so hard to find a good man these days. That's why I date women.
JWOWW's p*ssy must be rainbows & pasta treasure.
If Deena was a holiday, shed definitely be Thanksgiving.. cause shes got a lot to...
I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki
Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!
Oh sh*t, it burnt out. I got a crisisI almost had a big blow out....
What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...
Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.
Guidos are here! -Pauly D
The only thing we care about is gettin' girls & going to the gym.
Cowboy hat is probably another term for Deenas cooka.
There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.
Dont let the spike hair fool you, like Im not a bitch.
Deena, you were so drunk that you fell. don't give anybody advice about being waisted.
Mikes apologies are always BS to me. Same sh*t, differentcountry. -JWoww
Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...
Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...
Luigi is like the guido Mr. Miagi. Hes this old guy who doesnt look like...
Nicole is in a relationship with Jionni. Mike wants to ruin that. Its like a...
No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D