Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!
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Jersey Shore Quotes
OH YEAH, CHAMPAGNE YEAH!
No more grenade whistle, its a grenade horn. -Pauly D
Like a monkey has to go to the f*ckin' jungle, I belong at the Jersey...
I didnt even know Deena wore underwear to be honest with you. -Ronnie
GTL...Gym, tan, laundry
Trying to communicate with these Italian men. Gonna be a lot of hand motions and...
Theres one huge grenade launcher, theres one grenade, and then theres one cutie.
The answer is.. day one, I had to pull the eject button.
Guidos are here! -Pauly D
Lock up your daughters, handcuff your wives. The Situation is taking over the Italian nation....
Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!
These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.
There might be some little rugrats here today, too, so keep it G.
You think they sell eyelashes in Italy. Its kind of like another world. I dont...
Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D
I hope they get a f*ckin' incurable disease living up there.
What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...
Im like chill out, Freckles McGee.
I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.
I'm Tanorexic bro! -Pauly D