I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

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We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

For the American people are a very generous people and will forgive almost any weakness,...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when...

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You can't legislate intelligence and common sense into people.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of...

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Democrats are the only reason to vote for Republicans

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Diplomats are just as essential to starting a war as soldiers are for finishing it......

Never miss a chance to shut up

Never miss a chance to shut up

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Political elections are a good deal like marriages, there's no accounting for anyone's taste

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works...

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.