I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

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Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

I have ever been opposed to banks, - opposed to internal improvements by the general...

I have ever been opposed to banks, - opposed to internal improvements by the general...

Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most...

Critics say Arnold has no previous government experience, but advisers say he's clearly the most...