What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I...

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'