Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

If you can laugh together, you can work together

If you can laugh together, you can work together

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

How could an Angel break my heart? Why didn't he catch my falling star? I...

How could an Angel break my heart? Why didn't he catch my falling star? I...