The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

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There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

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I've noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child...

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1996 also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of...

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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.

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