Our hamburgers, made from the flesh of chemically impregnated cattle, had been broiled over counterfeit charcoal, placed between slices of artificially flavored cardboard and served to us by recycled juvenile delinquents

Quote by Jean Michel Chapereau

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Food, one assumes, provides nourishment: but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of...

Food, one assumes, provides nourishment: but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of...

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

A food is not necessarily essential just because your child hates it.

Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured...

Recognize meat for what it really is: the antibiotic- and pesticide-laden corpse of a tortured...

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but...

When men talk about defense, they always claim to be protecting women and children, but...

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat...

If I could only remember that the days were, not bricks to be laid row...

If I could only remember that the days were, not bricks to be laid row...

When the belly is full the mind is amongst the maids

When the belly is full the mind is amongst the maids

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop...

The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop...

I'm not hungry but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

I'm not hungry but I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.

I've been a vegetarian for years and years. I'm not judgemental about others who aren't,...

I've been a vegetarian for years and years. I'm not judgemental about others who aren't,...

There is no such thing as a free lunch

There is no such thing as a free lunch

I just hate health food

I just hate health food

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes...

To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and...

Food is our common ground, a universal experience.

Food is our common ground, a universal experience.