Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.

Quote by P J O Rourke

Topics: Children Quotes, Mankind Quotes

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over...

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over...

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle...

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle...

With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's...

With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's...

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.

The facts of life are that a child who has seen war cannot be compared...

The facts of life are that a child who has seen war cannot be compared...

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a...

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a...

Whatever they grow up to be, they are still our children, and the one most...

Whatever they grow up to be, they are still our children, and the one most...

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on...

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are...

Children need models rather than critics.

Children need models rather than critics.

If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born...

If a man have two wives, one beloved, and another hated, and they have born...

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I...

When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I...

What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are a...

What starts the process, really, are laughs and slights and snubs when you are a...

Children are our second chance to have a great parent-child relationship

Children are our second chance to have a great parent-child relationship

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half...

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half...

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a...

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a...

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.

Bureaucracy, the rule of no one, has become the modern form of despotism

Bureaucracy, the rule of no one, has become the modern form of despotism

And who can doubt that it will lead to the worst disorders when minds created...

And who can doubt that it will lead to the worst disorders when minds created...