Children see magic because they look for it.
Quote by Christopher Moore
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition....
Irony is a disciplinarian feared only by those who do not know it, but cherished...
Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Nobody can tell what I suffer! But it is always so. Those who do not...
A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free...
His wit and irony - particularly when he uses them to condemn superstition - are...
I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.
A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor...
Neither irony or sarcasm is argument.
Isn't it funny how red, white and blue represent freedom until its in your rear...
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
A mind is like a parachute. If it doesn't open, you're fucked!
What can this piece of paper do; imagine?
One day, I'll start messing with your feelings and you'll get mad because I finally...
The most sweet hearted people are the most mistreated people...
It's sad how someone can go from being the reason you wake up smiling, to...
I am consistently inconsistent.
The cruel irony of housework: people only notice when you don't do it.
Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by...
Sarcasm is a Manchester trait.